Some call it easily distracted—we call it multitasking with flair. If you’ve been chasing every shiny idea, random thought, and chaotic side quest since day one, this tee was made for you. "Chasing Squirrels Since Birth" celebrates your delightfully scattered brain and your ability to find magic in the mayhem.
Perfect for: neurospicy minds, creatives, daydreamers, ADHD warriors, and anyone whose thoughts do parkour.
Product Features
100% ring-spun cotton for maximum softness (because squirrels deserve cozy)
Classic fit and crew neck for that easy, lived-in look
Ethically sourced US cotton so your shirt has good karma
Ribbed knit collar = no floppy neckline, even mid-squirrel chase
No side seams = smoother, less itchy squirrel-chasing action
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like-colored chaos
Tumble dry low—because patience isn’t your strong suit
